Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I can read

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

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I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I understand how hurricane paths work

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Why did Mark Lane harass Helen Markham during an illegally recorded telephone conversation to misidentify Lee Harvey Oswald who she witnessed as the shooter of Tippit?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t buy bullshit

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

What is a common thought that keeps people up at night? Why do some people experience this?

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I can count

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for fakery

What melts your heart every time without fail?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

How is it, in the USA, a country with 334 million people, the choice of President comes down to two aged men, one of whom is a liar as well as a criminal, one who appears to be on his way to dementia. Surely a democratic country can put up better?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I don’t cotton to rapists

I see through liars

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I actually pay taxes

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I have a reading level above third grade

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms